Fundsachen

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Happy St. Valentine’s Day! God is better than any fine chocolate.

                                                2012, an einer katholischen Kirche in Brunswick

dort auch, 2015: Do your best and let God do the rest.

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Wenn wir immer schon aufgeben, bevor wir angefangen haben, kommen wir schließlich in die Verzweiflung und schließlich und endlich aus dieser Verzweiflung nicht mehr heraus und sind verloren.

                                                           Thomas Bernhard, Ja

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An der Kolle/Prenzlberg Mai 2012

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Nich mal im eigenen Land kann man hin, wo man will.

                      Hartmut Mechtel: Das geomantische Orakel. 1987

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Anzeige in der Zeitung (Juli/August 2012)

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Wer steckte hinter der V 2? Vineta unweit Peenemünde lokalisiert!

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The Origin of the Internet

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham
Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
 Dot Com was
a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg….indeed, she was often
called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband: “Why dost thou travel so far
from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever
leaving thy tent?”
And Abraham did look at her – as though she were several saddle bags
short of a camel load – and simply said:

“How, dear?”

And Dot replied: “I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will
reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on
the drums and delivery made by Uriah’s Pony Stable (UPS).”
Abraham
thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums.
And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all
the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his
tent.

To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were
saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was
called Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a
language to transmit ideas and pictures – Hebrew To The People
(HTTP).
But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did
secrete himself inside Abraham’s drum and began to siphon off some of
Abraham’s business. But he was soon discovered, arrested and prosecuted
– for insider trading.
And the young men did take to Dot Com’s trading as doth the greedy
horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical
Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were
going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who
bought out every drum maker in the land. He did insist on drums to be
made that would work only with Brother Gates’ drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say: “Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over
by others.”
And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to
be known. He said: “We need a name that reflects what we are.”

And Dot replied: “Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators.”

“YAHOO,” said Abraham.

And because it was Dot’s idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham’s cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated
Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot’s drums to locate things
around the countryside. It soon became known as God’s Own Official Guide
to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
And that is how it all began.

Of course, there were some hard times, too, when unemployment was
widespread. And then the people all cried out: „What we need is JOBS!“

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Shackletons Ende mit 47

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Ihr freundlicher Abwickler

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Otto Ottowitsch läßt grüßen (1969-72)

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La vérité est dans la rue

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 

Internet-Weisheit

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Leben als Oase – der Tod als Wüste ringsum.

Max Frisch /Entwürfe zu einem dritten Tagebuch

In dem Bewußtsein, daß  überhaupt nichts sicher ist und daß  überhaupt nichts vollkommen ist, müssen wir, auch in der größten Unsicherheit und in den größten Zweifeln, anfangen und fortsetzen, was wir uns vorgenommen haben.

                                                                     Thomas Bernhard,  JA

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

                                                                    Weisheit aus dem Internet

Keine Biografie ist so zwingend, daß nur eine Wahl möglich gewesen wäre.

                                                                               Claus Leggewie

Unsere erfundenen Welten sind unsere wirklichen.

Urs Jaeggi

Ich habe mir alles selber erfunden: eine Kindheit, eine Persönlichkeit, Sehnsüchte, Träume, Erinnerungen, um sie erzählen zu können.

Federico  Fellini

Das Leben überholt uns, und die Geschichte beschleunigt mal wieder ihren Schritt.

                                                     Michail Gorbatschow kurz vor dem Ende der Sowjetunion

The milk of human kindness has no expiration date.

2014 an einer katholischen Kirche in Brunswick

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Ja, der subtile Mainer Humor zeigt sich manchmal in Bootsnamen –

und in ihrem Arrangement.

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Bis bald!

 

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